I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
