What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Success! We fucked roommates!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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