Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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