Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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