I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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