D3 body, D1 cock
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
this is an emotional support booty call
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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