Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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