Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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