went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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