Barsexuality is the new black.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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