just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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