Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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