she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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