I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Boobs speak an international language.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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