Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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