Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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