you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
This house was built for laser tag.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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