he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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