im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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