ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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