i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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