I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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