question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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