Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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