no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
