She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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