i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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