You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I woke up under a house in Key West
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