oh god the rape fog is back!
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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