When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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