he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
that is very illegal...i love you.
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