oh god the rape fog is back!
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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