i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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