sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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