I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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