i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Is it penis luge time yet?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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