Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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