and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
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