they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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