Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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