Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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