i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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