Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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