(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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