Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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