She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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