and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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