been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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