did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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