who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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