I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
