My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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