): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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