Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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