I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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