just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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