This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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