ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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