So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
where does the pee come out of this thing
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
