It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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